Thursday, May 10, 2012

Godverdomme. This is me with my new fake tan.
Don't get me wrong, I love the fucking sun. Because of this I spend most of my time in Benidorm. But the tanning results just aren't the same as with a good old sun bed. I just love the feeling of my skin peeling off revealing the tender pink flesh beneath. It's UV lamps all the way for me baby! Since my good for nothing brother Bas ran off with our tax returns again, I haven't had the cash to go to Benidorm anyway, so they've seen my mug at the tanning salon almost everyday. Truus, the owner, has even stopped shouting at me and gave me a discount last time! GEH!


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