Integrity pissed on

Godverdomme.

This is a picture of me with a rastafarian robot I made out of an old clock radio.
As an entertainer of children I thought it would make a great asset to my fucking TV show.
Unfortunately the broadcaster threatened to cancel the whole thing unless I re-wired the robot so he didn't scream "ASS!" and "FUCK!" all the time, the only two words I programmed him with. I hate it when producers mess with artistic integrity!

GEH!