My many Travels

Godverdomme.

I have decided to travel the world in search of my long lost friend Bernie Fuck.
My travels have so far taken me to my hallway, where I found this guy mumbling chants.
I had my bear trap wife take this picture of us, before I booted him out of my fucking house.
After all, profanity goes both ways!

I'm off now, towards Benidorm, where I heard uncle Fuck was last spotted making Bramble berry wine.

GHE!