Godver. My own statue.

Godverdomme. This is me with my good-for-nothing brother Bas, unveiling a little statue someone made to commemorate the fact that we are big stars in Holland. Note again the extended thumb, an international sign of acceptance.
Later that evening we were attacked by this man, who claimed it was HIM who should have a statue made of his face. We became friends emmediately, and this is a picture of him I took on a holiday trip we took together in Benidorm last year.

A picture of me

Here's a picture of me in my acrobat costume, sticking up my thumb, because it is a symbol of acceptance.

My friend Shamus

Godverdomme. Another friend of mine came to visit me last week.
Shamus 'Berrrns' McKrekken from Loch Sack.He brought over a bottle of Clandullamore 'feen est wes keh' 1967, and we drank the fucker in one sitting. Needless to say, we were giddy as FUCK, and had a good time playing chess and fruit poker.

Afterwards he nearly killed me, but that's another story. He left yesterday.